So this is how it works:

It starts with someone posting a Gross pic onto the alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque Newsgroup. In the example below "Llorta" posted a picture of a carrot that was removed from someones ass, and "Eurasmus B. Black" responded to that picture with the following comment:

"Heck of a place to grow carrots. Too hard to harvest."

And then I usually lay myself on the the floor and start rolling... Often laughing!!!
:-)

So Check out these outtakes from my site and see what you think...


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Title: "ABPG - Rectal foreign objects"
From: Llorta
Posted: 1999-04-24

"Eurasmus B. Black":
Heck of a place to grow carrots. Too hard to harvest.

 Text in Picture: Large impacted high-lying foreign body (carrot) removed transanally with a 25 cm proctosigmoidoscope


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Title: "abpg - new scan of deformed skeleton - skeleton.jpg"
From: Llorta
Posted: 1999-08-24

"Psyconutt":
Thats the same look i get from kids on the street!!



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Title: "ABPG: T C's Collection--tcvd065.jpg"
From: Little_Dirty_Johnny
 Posted: 1999-06-24

"Billy the Kid":
What's up with these dick heads? Don't everyone know this is curable? well, I guess they deserve it. Plus!!! more to look at.

"Llorta":
I'll tell you what's wrong with them! They're too lazy to switch hands when they masturbate, which causes the curvature of the penis! They deserve it!

"Billy the Kid":
uh..oh.. thats whats causing this curved look. I was wondering about that. --

"Straub":
Hahaha Billy you're such a wanker

Text in Picture: Peyronie�s disease. A. Wisdom. Color Atlas of Venereology. 1973.


Then there are Gross pics...

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Title: "ABPG - dead penis - length1.jpg [01/01"
From: Llorta
Posted: 1999-06-29

"Lou Donahue":
I've been staring at the monitor way tooooo long. This looks like a face to me. Hope the meds kick in soon. ;-)}

"Laura Esser":
In the immortal words of Navin R Johnson: See a doctor, get rid of it ;-)

"Hhippie":
ribeye steak anyone??

"crut":
you know, if ya count the rings ya can tell how old he was...

 Text in Post: Cross-section through a cadaver's penis.


...and Grosser...

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Title: "ABPG- How about a little head?"
From: Skippy
Posted: 1999-05-02

"furplay":
Poor slob...........he ain't got no body to complain to.


...and Grosser!!!

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Title: "ABPG - Pizza,Anyone?"
 From: Queeg
Posted: 1999-04-24

"fb":
 JESUS CHRIST THAT MUST HAVE HURT FOR .0000123 SECONDS.

"Psyconutt":
 see i told you superman you have to be wearing your clean superman undies when trying to stop tanks... silly silly boy.. will you never learn?

"Who Knows":
Just another Pirelli ad...

Text in Picture: What happens when you don�t get out of the way of a speeding tank"



Tasteless is the Word ayeh??? If You found those bits funny then you might appreciate the ones on my "Posts" page...
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