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This page hosts obscure/strange/gross/funny movies that have been posted on ABPG and ones that i�ve found on the net. Some of these movies won�t be suitable for people with weak Force abilities so don�t bother downloading�em if your a "C-3PO".
:-)
I will be updating this page when i have time... lots of more movies coming...
Enjoy...
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"Traingirl.avi"
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This VERY popular movie shows a girl (THE traingirl) and a man hurrying over a railroad crossing. The man blocks her view to her left where we can see the train is approaching. The man realises that he won�t make it and stops but the girl doesn�t, and as she continues she turns her head to the left and sees the Train in closeup.
BOING!
She ricoches towards the lower rigth corner of the camera...
And she History, Atleast at ABPG...
;-)
*UPDATE*
One "Georgia" claims that she has a tape called "Banned from TV" which includes an unedited version of this clip.
She had the following to tell on alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque... I quote:
"The man filming the video was not doing a story on dangerous train crossings, he was simply waiting there to capture the last run of an historic locomotive. It was supposed to come through that intersection, but he got a whole lot more than he bargained for.
The person that gets hit by the train is an adult, although small, female. The was deliberately going around the crossbars and ignored the warning lights/bells, and the train's loud, blaring horn. It is clear on the video tape that the engineer souunds the horn for more than a minute before the train enters the crossing. She was trying to beat the train in an effort to get where she was going a few seconds faster. She didn't even look to see where the train was until the last possible second, and by then it was too late.
This is not a "dangerous intersection", and Burlington Northern should NOT be sued....it's just a little bit of Social Darwinism caught on tape. Anyone THAT stupid doesn't need to be contributing to the gene pool!" Unquote.
And remember folks, It�s all true, u read it on the Internet!
;-)
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"Anthea.mpeg"
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This clip shows a tv-reporter reporter called Anthea Turner sitting on the edge of a truck platform which is covered.
In this brief Spot she says:
(Loud construction type of sounds are heard in the background)
"AND IF YOU WAN�T SOMETHING TO HAPPEN TO YOU"BANG!!! A Bomb explodes Near (behind???) Anthea as a Motocross flyes thru the cover...
Grey smoke fills the screen for 2-3 frames and then we see her body fall to the ground with a loud "THUMP" as a mark of the end of her landing...
WHATTEHELLHAPPENED!?!?!? Anyone??? I would like to have some background on this...
*UPDATE*
Well, it seems that there�s a "The Totally Unofficial Anthea Turner Homepage" somewhere on the net (there�s just TOO MUCH serverspace dontyathink? :-)) where the casual surfer can find the "Andrea Turner and the Motorcycle" FAQ.
I got this mail from "Robert Fox"
I Quote:
The clip dates back to 1990 and has been taken from an internal BBC training
video issued to presenters to make them aware of the perils of the job. It
was originally recorded from a live item broadcast during one of the
Saturday Morning Kids' programmes on BBC1 (I think it may have been "Going
Live"). Anthea was to compere the coverage of the Royal Tournament, and a
piece-to-camera had been arranged where she would do a competition link, and
at the end there would be a spectacular explosion and a motorcycle would
drive out of the back of the lorry parked behind her. The rear of the lorry
had been hung with a nitrated (semi-explosive) cloth to hide the motorbike
(and Anthea from the rider's view). The cloth would be destroyed by a
theatrical thunderflash (a powerful firework used by the Army to simulate
grenade explosions in training) which would be detonated by the rider on
cue. The director told Anthea to sit on the tailgate of the lorry to do the
piece, and of course when the rider fired off the thunderflash, the blast
from it and the nitrated cloth set Anthea's hair and mike alight.
Fortunately she had the presence of mind to drop off the tailgate, or the
bike would have hit her as well. She sustained second degree burns and
temporary loss of hearing, but sucessfully sued the BBC and the director of
the piece. As a result, the BBC put safety measures in place which included
the video the clip comes from. I Unquote
So she survived, "unfortunately" some people say.
So now we know.
Movie title:
"Autopsy.rm" Location:
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An autopsy movie??? Duh! Description:
Autopsy.rm sounds like what it is, an autopsy movie in RealMedia format.
A doctor is doing an autopsy one some (obvioulsy) dead dude, cutting up the dude�s (let�s call him Ben, shall we???) scalp, doing the autopsy thing (HEY, I�m not a doctor!!! :-)). The Doc concentrates mostly on his head in this clip (sounds as if i had more autopsy movies, but i don�t!) pulling the skin over the head down towards Ben�s chest, and doing some... polishing??? I dunno, but then he pulls the skin back over his head and we can see his face being pulled back where it belongs...
Ewwwww!
45 seconds.
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"Crush2.mpg" Location:
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Nooot Really... Description:
Boys, it HURTS to watch this... It�s someones balls getting crushed by some woman...
Maybe one of those lesbian feminists???
KIDDING girls!
kidding!
:-)
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"Hare.mpg" Location:
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Yup! Description:
A Hare (Swedish for rabbit) trying to do a "traingirl"... Replace Train for a Touring Car and you have the result.
But the poor easter bunny literally EXPLODES!
Caught on Eurosport!!!
(European Sportchannel)
I didn�t know they had Gore shows... i thought they were all about sports.
Well, there you go! You never know now do you???
:-)
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"Dwyer.mpg" Location: Remote Gore?:
Blood Description:
A Legendary clip.
A band called "Filter" (Chapter ? in "One-hit wonders of the 20th Century") introduced me to this incident with their brilliant song "Hey man, Nice Shot" in 1995. I didn�t see this movie until summer of 1998.
This clip was a popular underground/pirate clip before the internet bloomed. "OK ALREADY! WHATSITABOUT?!?!?!"
Bud Dwyer, an american politician accused of corruption (as i recall it, Objections?) calls for a pressconferance...
With him he has a brown paperbag in which he holds a 357 Magnum, which he is to use... He pulls out the gun in front of the journalists who starts to shout not to do it. Bud says he won�t do anything, but after a while when he�s tired of the journalists, he puts the gun to his mouth as he seeks (and finds) eyecontact with us (the camera) and pulls the trigger...
Scream accompanies the body as it falls to the floor and ends up sitting with blood gushing out of his nose... As if someone turned a tap to FULL in his head. Unbelievable. I�d guess Bud would�ve followed ABPG (the Ng) if he�d be alive...
*UPDATE*
If you�d like to know more about this incident then head This Way.
Thanks to Creed for the link.
Q: What do Budd Dwyer and Tom Selleck's wife have in common? A: They both had a magnum go off in their mouth
:-)
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"Skater.mov" Location:
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If you�re gonna dl ONE clip, then THIS is IT!!!
A skateboarder trying to do a neat trick but "The Man Upstairs" (wait, propably the one downstairs) decides to pull his skateboard away from underneath his feet, while he is in the air...
As he�s falling down he struggles to keep his balance so he won�t fall on his nose. The result?
Lot�s of broken bones, his left arm and right leg just yields against the asfalt under the pressure from the rest of his body... And then he looks at his hip (which of course is dislocated in some way ;-)) and propably thinks "MAN, This ain�t what i got in mind!!!"
After that you get too see it in SloMo... (so read the above slow this time)
I mean, as if it wasn�t enough... Damn Right it wasn�t!!! People have wondered how the following seconds would been like. Little_Dirty_Johnny (btw, Thanks for the movie) referred to the Autopsy.rm movie above. lol!
You gotta see this!
LOL!
Poor guy!
:-/
Now he�s an travelling acrobat. Well... maybe Not!
*UPDATE*
If you follow his right hand you can see that he slapped the pavement Really hard... I bet that that did hurt!
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"Africa.avi" Location:
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This is a powerful black and white movie shot in africa, during some war.
A friend of mine, Kernel Kewl (who introduced me to abpg), told me that when he did his service they were shown this clip when they had a lesson about Atrocities of War...
It starts off with a british reporter saying something like:
"�terrogated are u???..."
"yeh yeh" the African answers him.
"...so, you�re not going to be killed so you�re going to be okay???"
Then in the next scene we see the same African with his hands and legs tied up, laying on the side of the road with bushes behind him.
He�s pleading (sounds like it) something in his native language, and Then a shot goes off from a rifle and you can see the Power from the rifle as the bushes are almost swept away.
He yells right before he gets shot and you can hear him say "YAY" when the bullet hits him.
They finish him off with two more shots and then the clip is over.
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"BullAttack2.mpg" Location:
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From Pampalona (spelling?), the yearly Bullrun (or whatever it�s called), they (you know... They! ;-)) release a bunch of bulls on the loose and then start running away from them on narrow streets (atleast they get narrow when you�re chased by them :-))
This time a bull caught someone and playes with he�s/her�s body, picking it up from the ground with he�s horns and swinging it in the air.
All this to a shaky camera work and spanish voices saying...???
Anyone hasta espanol (or something)??? Mail me.
*UPDATE*
ABPG Regular Anne Lundy mailed me and told that she saw this clip in one of those "When Good Animals Go Bad!" shows... This is what she had to say... I quote:
*CUT* Anyway the woman lived! They show here being interviewed and talking
about it. She might have been an animal activist that was there to protest. *CUT* Unquote:
Movie title:
"Dental.qt" Location:
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Noot really Description:
A guy getting executed, getting shot in his right chin which just sinks in and becomes a big crater leading to his mouth... Once again we see the power of the gun closer than ever, atleast on this page.
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"Pickup.mpg" Location:
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This is a clip from "The World�s Most yada yada" or whatever it was. It shows a young couple trying to escape from the police with a pickup (hence the name of the movie) after stealing a lawnmover. As they close in on an red ligth they show no sign for slowing down. When they�re crossing the intersection a Semitruck shows up from Nowhere (well, actually from the left) in like 100mph and crushes the pickup like a bug. My cousin (JJL) almost died laughing when he saw this one.
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"Domestic.avi" Location:
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I remember this incident, a swedish newspaper (yes, i live in sweden, the land of tall female blonde nymphomaniacs, the land of swedish meatballs) wrote about this story. The piece said that this happened in front of a camera, and I remember thinking "Where the Hell am i gonna be able to see this?!?!?!". The answer came in form of an attachment in the mail (E, that is) from "Little Dirty Johnny". Thanks man! (once again :-))
What�s it about? Domestic violence.
A reporter is trying to interview this woman who�s doing her best to avoid the media.
Then suddenly her jealous husband comes into the frame and starts to fire shots at the poor woman.
The microphone woman and the cameraman starts to run away from the incident (while the reporter screams "AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY- Etc etc, I bet you get the general idea... :-)). After a while he redirects the camera at the (VERY, we now learn) Jealous Husband who�s STILL pointing the gun at his wife and popping the gun. And then the clip restarts, if i remember correctly.
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"Vietnam.rm" Location:
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A famous black&white picture from the vietnam war shows a vietnamese getting shot in front of the camera. The shot is taken exactly at the same time the killer (some kind of officer or something) pulls the trigger. We can see the victims facial expression as the bullet from the gun forces its way into the head.
That�s the famous picture.
This is the Movie.
*UPDATE*
This guy who called himself "Providian" mailed me with this additional info... I quote:
The subject doing the shooting is actually the
the Chief of Police of Saigon Vietnam. The
year was 1968 and the incident took place during
the Tet offensive. The victim was a suspect Viet
Cong sapper that had been captured.
The film brought so much heat on the US government
that they had the then President of Vietnam fire the
Police Chief. I don't think he was ever charged and I
recently heard he'd came to California later and is
now living somewhere in the Los Angeles area. Unquote:
Interesting... LA huh? I�d be interesting to hear what he had to say about the incident today...
:-)
*UPDATE*
"Cajones" Informs me that the executor in this clip was interviewed in a documentary. I Quote:
"Well I remember the police being interviewed a
year or two ago (he is like 70 now) and he said he was shot because he had just raped and murdered a family or members of , in the area, hence execution on the spot." Unquote:
Ok, so, I always thought of the victim as the, "victim", but if this info IS infact true then he just got what he deserved... And the Cop Did "The right thing", IF IT IS TRUE. I mean, the guy who got shot ain�t (propably) gonna be able to defend himself.
:-/
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"PissMonkey.mpeg" Location:
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This one falls under the funny/gross category.
It�s one adorable monkey sitting on the ground and playing with his... "Dingeling".
And then he gets thirsty.
...
SOOOOO Gross...
He start to piss and redirects the "Natural Liquid Squirt" to his mouth. And then he pauses and we can see him thinking: "AHHH... *SLURP* Yummy Yummy Yummy!!!" And then he drinks some more...
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"Suckplan.avi" Location:
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Haven�t really seen this one (can�t get it to work, but it works on other computers...) but it�s supposed to be a short little cute story about this Airplane Mechanic that gets sucked into air intake of an Airplane...
Poor Guy! LOL!
:-)
*UPDATE*
Ok, Now i�ve seen it. It�s all I wrote above. It�s from the Desert Storm during the nightly bombing runs the americans/allied made. This mechanic appears from under the wing of a (what looks like a) "Harrier", and first raises fro the ground slowly then he just disppears into the airintake. And then you can see a BIG Flames from the exhaust.
Pretty Cool.
:-)
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"Tennis.mpg" Location:
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"The Best of Tennis - See that Break in SLOOOW Motion - tennis.mpg" was the header when Mr Oizo presented this Clip to ABPG...
It shows a tennisplayer during a doubles match running in slomo, (does that make it walking?) to get to the ball, when sliding to the ball his slightly unstable ankle yields under the pressure and he scratches the floor with "whats-left-when-the-ankle-folds-away".
Ouch. To say the least.
:-)
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"Lookfirst_1.mpg" Location:
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This one stirred up a big controversy at ABPG... debating if it�s real or not, now you can decide for yourself. It shows a guy walking over a street and looking only to his left for crossing cars... And then he gets hit by a car (which comes in like 80 mph) from the right, which is followed by a ride thru the air until he hits the ground...
Real or Not?
The Aussies say it�s fake, they say this appeared on TV as an ad for, ummm, I think it was traffic security...
What says it�s real then?
Well... The hit looks SO real, I watched it in 5% speed of the original, and I saw No cuts, No glitches or anything... Nothing! But then again, Why is there a logo of an "Emmy" at the lower left corner??? Why does the camera follow the dude??? what�s so special about him, he just bought a Pizza? That�s special?
Wait! I�VE bought a pizza or two in my days...
"Mom, You were right!!! I�m Special!!!"!!!
:-)
Dl it and watch and show it to someone, and enjoy his/hers shocked expression (like my babysister, "Hi Heidi" :-)).
And then Dl the next movie...
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"Pooljump.mpg" Location:
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...which is a movie of a guy that tries to impress someone by jumping over a pool, hence the name "Pooljump".
He fails miserably.
:-)
Or let�s say the first leg makes it, and the other one doesn�t, and the middle leg??? Well...
:-)
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"Elephant.mpg" Location:
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No, but Gross! Description:
This clip shows a guy washing the floor behind an elephant (probably in a Zoo), and suddenly the elephant decides to sit. The guy is looking down at the floor as the elephants asshole approaches the guys head and SWALLOWS it Anally!!!
LOL!!!
The guy panics when he can�t see anything (Well, DUH!) and starts to, well i guess he tried to yell but, ya know, an elephants ass is probably soundproof, so he starts waiving with his hands and hitting the poor elephant...
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"Ouch.mpeg" Location:
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This classic clip shows a gymnast running towards a buck, and slipping on the trampoline instead of jumping off it. And he doesn�t stop there, otherwise this clip would be worthless you know... No, he slams into the Buck in like 100 Mph and almost knocks himself out.
HILARIOUS!!!
:-)
I remember when i saw this clip for the first time I almost peed myself, i saw it every morning at school and couldn�t stop laughing... Everybody else thought I was sick or something... Me? Get outta here!!!
It seems like I�m the only normal one...
:-)
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"Bikesmash.avi" Location:
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This ones as much for the Bikelovers as the Bikehaters... It shows a motorcycle accelerating AH HELL!!! I feel that i can�t be creative right now, just DL it and see it for yourself.
Two Bikes crash at high speed.
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"Puk-E-Sian.mpg" Location:
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A few days ago...
CancerMan: "hey... I just saw the grossest thing ever..." ColinZeal: "Huh, WhatWhatWereIWanna!?!?!?!" CancerMan: "don�t worry, i saved it for you..." ColinZeal: "AAAAAHHHhhhh..."
Present day:
HURL!!!
This has got to be the single grossest thing i�ve EVER Seen!!! (and i�ve seen a lot!)
I tested this clip on a couple of other people, and it was a "Hit" with them. I Described it to couple of others, and it was a hit there too... My girlfriend skipped the second part, ("EEeeeeewwwWWWwww!!! I don�t wanna hear no More!!!"). Oh btw, with "A Hit" I mean, grossing people out... :-)
Can you imagine that the right words can gross you out, words and frases like, the "warm" smell of puke, that sour feeling in your throat which leads up to your nose, and the pieces of almost fully digested food, pasta, rice, spaghetti, peas, in a bubbly brownish warm gravy... MMMMmmm... Imagine all that falling into your mouth. That�s what you�re gonna see...
It�s SOOO Gross!!!
Yeeeess, I really don�t have anything else to say than, "Enjoy".
:-) HURL!!!
Any comments on this clip??? I�d LOVE to hear�em... Send them Here.
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"TheTurd.avi" Location:
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The last evening I was doing my military service for Uncle, "Sven" (Sweden that is), we were transported back down to Stockholm (from Luleå, F21) in a Bus, a trip that usually took almost 12 hours overnight. We were bound for Örnsköldsvik (the town where Hockey Players like Peter Forsberg, Markus Näslund and the Twins Sedin come from, just a little info for the HockeyFans... :-)) for our meal before we go to sleep in the "HellBus" (there�s just NO Room for ALL of us to sleep in there!!!) Sleepingbus My ASS!!! Talk about waking up on a BadHairDay EVERY morning...
Anyway, during the ride to Ö-vik we usually caught a movie on the little 10 inch screens... Usually Hollywood blockbusters or other kind of stuff. This last night it was the "other kind of stuff".
One of us (lets call him "P. Karlsson" ;-)) had a movie on VHS which he plugged into the video.
Now, the bus had 2 floors, we in our company occupying the bottom floor and all the newbies occupying the top floor.
The movie started with a man that undressed himself and crouched infront of a woman, who put a plate under the dudes ass... The camera starts to Zoom in closer to the guys anus, and we could hear some of the Newbies say things like "Whattehell???" and "Huh???"...
Suddenly a small, almost cute little turd starts to appear, growing bigger and bigger when it comes out of the anus. Now there�s some screaming (and "EWWWwwwss") from the top floor to "to shut the Damn thing OFF!!!" and we at the bottom floor start to laugh.
The Turd drops on the plate and someone says some german (Of course it�s german!!! ;-)) words and the guy in the film turns around and grabs the plate. Then he reaches for a spoon from the table near him and starts to feed the woman with his own feces...
LOL!!! As we are laughing our asses off we hear that the upper floor is in RIOT, they are Screaming that the bottom floor would shut the damn thing off.
But we wouldn�t... or, couldn�t. We were having TOO MUCH FUN listening to the newbies complain and almost puking to what they were seeing. It was fysically impossible to move at the time.
I was laughing so much (I�m pretty sure we all were!!!) that my stomach muscles hurted, it was hard to see anything because of all the tears (I actually saw a great guy named "Jandert" and we exchanced looks and we both laughed MORE), it was actually hard to breath.
God DAMN I�d love to laugh that much again...
:-)
Then there is this guy from "Tierp" that comes down the stairs swearing and ejects the tape and looks at ME, of all the guys, and says "Colin!!! God DAMN, U Sick Son of Bitch!!!" (as if it was my tape!!?!?!? :-)). We all knew that he pointed out the "wrong" guy (ok, I DO like grossing out people for the fun of it!!! their facial expressions are the BEST!!! :-)) and started laughing even more...
That was (and still IS) one of the funniest moments in my life, but what does that got to do with this "theturd.avi" clip? Weeeeelll it�s similar to the movie (except for the plate and spoon bit ;-)) in the story that I just wrote, but my little anecdote was way too funny not to share... Ahhh... "Meeeemorieeeeees..."
:-)
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