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This page contains pictures downloaded from the infamous Newsgroup alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque (from now on, ABPG). Some of these pictures might (propably) be the grossest pics you´ve ever seen.
When these kinds of pics are uploaded to the Newsgroup (NG) sometimes someone finds a funny angle or a bad joke (REALLY Bad, you´ll know what i mean...) to go along with that picture. This usually cracks me up... Or just creates a smile on me... :-)
Now the idea with this page is to preserve those funny posts for coming generations of fans of bad, tasteless jokes...
The idea is NOT to take over for alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque.
What kind of NG is ABPG???
The Official Faq refers to the NG as follows:
"It is a Usenet newsgroup devoted to, but not necessarily limited to, pictures of "the 6 Ds": death, disease, dismemberment, disfigurement, deformity, and decapitation. "
So, it may seem strange that people would wanna look at those kinds of pictures... Many explanations have been given why one would wanna do that.
I can say for myself that I DO NOT get sexually aroused by these kinds of pictures, (i´m highly normal... besides, i don´t think anybody following this NG does) i just wanna see weird stuff. That´s the best explanation i can give you.
"Enjoy"... ;-)
NOTE: All these posts are supposed to include a big " :-) " But they are not required because we all know we are kidding... ok?
ALSO: If the combination of words like death, pics, dismemberment doesn´t click, well, then read this below...
THIS PAGE CONTAINS PROPABLY SOME OF THE MOST SICKEST MATERIAL THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!!! NOW, IF YOU KNOW YOU CAN´T HANDLE GUTS, CHOPPED OFF HEADS, GORE, BLOOD ETC ETC, DON´T SCROLL DOWN!!!
THIS IS THE LAST WARNING...
(Note: Last added Posts first)
Ok, let´s start:
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NOTE: You can mail me your own comments by clicking "Submit" after the last comment (don´t forget your handle, i gotta credit someone :-)). PLEASE don´t change the subject-line. Start Brainstorming! :-)
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Title:
"ATTN ABPG RAF Dead Terrorist here"
From:
Mean Old Man
Posted:
1999-09-16
"Little Dirty Johnny":
Damn! He only scored a total of nine on the judges scorecards.
"Janne":
The 9 score was for the technique - a run of the mill cheastwound, difficulty 2.3, the artistic score will probably be lower as there is no splatter. As usual it is the Russian judge who keeps the score down to favour their own contestants.
"Psyconutt":
i ave it on good authority that he did not score a perfect 10 because he did not finish his back flip when he hit the pavement, so a point was deducted for diening before his performance had ended
he did come in first place that day but did not show up to pick up his trophey, but eye witnesses say they saw someone that fitted Jeffrey Dahmers description throwing a dinner party :)
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Text in Picture: VIENNA - The body of Horst Ludwig Meyer, a suspected member of the former German leftist guerrilla group the Red Army Faction, lies on the ground in Vienna September 15. Meyer was shot dead in an exchange of fire with police (Reuters).
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Title:
"ATTN: ABPG: Bombing victim inside"
From:
Mean Old Man
Posted:
1999-09-17
"Little Dirty Johnny":
Is that one of the "Russian" judges?
"Janne":
Yes, and she will undoubtedly give this one 9 points both for technical and artistic cathegories. The Austrians will file a protest, but it will come to nothing as usual. Sad, but this is how it works. And as ususal the photographer has pulled down the pants of the victim...
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Text in Picture: ST.PETERSBURG, RUSSIA - A local resident looks at a victim of an explosion in St. Petersburg, September 17. An Explosive device went off at an apartment door of a block of flats, killing two people and injuring another four.
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Posted:
1999-08-31
"Hoodah Thunkit":
Not tonight, dear - I have a splitting headache.
"Janne":
Why can't people follow the instructions when opening: Lift tab and pull along the dotted line, it's easy. Don't crush, rip and tear, you'll only make a mess.
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Posted:
1999-09-01
"Janne":
Wow! A paper-weight with both extra weight *and* suction cup!
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Text in Picture: Janina Linford. 34, lost her legs when she was pregnant in the second month.
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Posted:
1999-09-01
"Janne":
I'm not over much for cosmetic surgery, but this guy should definitely consider doing something about his eyelids and brown nose.
"Hippie":
So that is where these women have their sixth sense!!!!!
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Posted:
1999-09-01
"Hoodah Thunkit":
I know it LOOKS painful, but it only hurts when I laugh.
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Posted:
1999-09-01
"Suntanner":
What's the trick? Does she blow out the candles?
"Janne":
No, she stands up and set her hair ablaze.
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Title:
Taken from Justmeat.com
"Weld":
Frog baby. I don't think he's Bud or Weis. I would suspect he's Er.
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Text in Picture: Fetus infected in utero by measles virus.
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Title:
Taken from Justmeat.com
"Weld":
These kids have that condition where they're born without a cranium. There's just no room to think.
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Title:
Taken from Justmeat.com
"Weld":
If he ever gets a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas, it's all over.
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Text in Picture: Cyclopia.
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Title:
Taken from Justmeat.com
"Weld":
Kurt Cobain photo. It might just be me, but this looks nothing like nirvana.
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Title:
"ABPG assassination"
From:
«¥Ø¿?Æ¡!§†°¾ºÇ®»
Posted:
1999-08-28
"Billy the Kid":
Luckily they were wearing their seat belts to protect them.
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Title:
"ABPG: I'd guess an eating disorder - sylne.jpg"
From:
gcouch
Posted:
1999-08-28
"Hoodah Thunkit":
Nice tits!!
"crut":
Umm....... what tits?
"Hoodah Thunkit":
Those cute little doohinkles 7 ribs up from the bottom. (Yuck.) I can imagine a guy that skinny having sex with her and they end up rib-locked and have to be crowbarred apart.
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Title:
"abpg - new scan of deformed skeleton - skeleton.jpg"
From:
Llorta
Posted:
1999-08-24
"Psyconutt":
Thats the same look i get from kids on the street!!
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Title:
"abpg - can we still post pictures? - metatrophicdwarf.jpg"
From:
Llorta
Posted:
1999-08-22
NOTE: At the time of posting this series this NG had a neverseen before flamewar, there was more text than pictures posted. /ColinZeal
"Llorta":
Have we decided as a group whether or not it's still okay to post pictures?
"neff":
Nah, I think the pictures have to go to alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque. pictures.
"Billy the Kid":
eeewww Quasi Motto's baby pics.
"Janne":
Quasimodo and his brother Pseudomodo - no connection to Swedish hockey-team Modo
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Text in Picture: A, A two year old. B, A 16 year old.
Metatrophic Dwarfism
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Title:
"abpg - can we still post pictures? - of9005f1.jpg"
From:
Llorta
Posted:
1999-08-22
"Billy the Kid":
NO self pics in this group please.
"Jan Hjelm":
You got to lay off the little girls with braces..
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Title:
"abpg - can we still post pictures? - nanism.jpg"
From:
Llorta
Posted:
1999-08-22
"Llorta":
A nun, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
"Billy the Kid":
I love this. like anyone is gonna recognize this kid anyway.
"JNT":
Diastrophy and diastrophic refer to a force resulting in deformity, key word being force.....nanism suggests unusually or abnormally small in size or stature. Specifically refered to, in this case, are the limbs of the infant, rather than (it seems) the baby en toto.
"Billy the Kid":
Very interesting......... what??
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Text in Picture: Diastrophic Nanism
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Title:
"abpg - can we still post pictures? - phocomelia.jpg"
From:
Llorta
Posted:
1999-08-22
"Llorta":
Don't look at her breasts. Her breasts are off-topic. Just look at her arms.
"neff":
Hmmm, nice breasts.
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Text in Picture: Phocomelia
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Title:
"ABPG: Info wanted about this series of photos- sicko5.jpg"
From:
neff
Posted:
1999-08-09
"Billy the Kid":
This is series about eating on the job. In this photo the doctor was hungry and was searching for a snack. Hope this helps neff.
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Click Picture to see a larger Version of it.
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Title:
"ABPG: hanged3.jpg
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From:
neff
Posted:
1999-07-30
"Little_Dirty_Johnny":
the knee bone is connected to the... head bone...........
"swoon007":
the monty python "silly walk" guy hung himself??? when did that happen?
"Keith":
I knew this guy. He just always had to be different.
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Text in Picture: Fig.5 Atypical hanging.
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Title:
"ABPG: pedicure.jpg [1/1]"
From:
neff
Posted:
1999-07-18
"M.A.P.":
Thanks for curing my foot fetish.
"Little_Dirty_Johnny":
my foot looked like that one morning when i was running through the cow pasture naked and my body was glistening in the morning sun reflecting off of the spring dew.
"lb":
I take it you were eating the little mushrooms that grow on the cowpies... woohooo!
"Little_Dirty_Johnny":
no way, that would be illegal and it might make me high.
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Title:
"ABPG: threadworms.jpg [1/1]"
From:
neff
Posted:
1999-07-18
"Little_Dirty_Johnny":
I went down on a woman one time that had these.
I didn't notice them until I had licked all the scabs away first though.
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Title:
"qweeewerqw"
From:
9Z9N1U
Posted:
1999-07-21
"Billy the Kid":
This is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. --
"bob":
Tell me about it! Anyone know how to get puke out of a keyboard?
"neff":
No wonder so many people think that ABPG is full of sick and twisted people. Shame on you!
"Catcher_in_Rye":
Arrrgh! Where is the image that is supposed to be the most disturbing picture Billy has ever seen? It doesn't show up on my browser!
Can somebody repost it or e-mail it to me?
Thanks
"Billy the Kid":
Please don't send this to him. I think the strain of seeing it would be just to much to bare.
"Harlan Campbell":
Hey! If this image disturbed Billy The Kid it has to be wild! It didn't show up on my screen! Can somebody E-mail me a copy or something?
"Eurasmus B. Black":
You wouldn't want to see it. Billy the Kid has already gone fully brain dead from viewing it. That red phone was juusssstttt enough to push him over the edge, poor Kid
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Title:
""Most" disturbing image?!?!"
From:
Grritt Kitt
Posted:
1999-08-31
"Gritt Kitt":
Anyone know what this "most" disturbing image is that is mentioned at:
http://home.bip.net/abpg/posts.html
Billy the Kid here says "This is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.
So what exactly do we have here? Worse than the 2 asian girls puking on each other?
"Lisa Ruby":
Yes. It's a small red phone... *shiver*
"Straub":
Yes we suggest you back away from it quietly.
"Billy the Kid":
OH NO! Please don't remind me of that horrible image. I can't deal with it anymore!!!
"Lisa Ruby":
There there Billy... triiiing triiiiing...
"Dave":
Gritt Kitt all this talk where's the photo ????
I've seen some and posted some weird stuff (try crimelife.com) I would like to see it and judge it my self !!
"Max":
The picture was so horrible it wouldn't load.........
"Billy the Kid":
Count your lucky stars. I don't think you could handle it. I know I went off the deep end. We try not to even talk about it anymore.
"BMOC":
Well, I must say, I've seen some pretty sick stuff 'round here. But THAT takes the cake! I lost my appetite, and my bowel control. I'm truly ill now. Please, never ever post something as sick and twisted as that ever again!
Title:
"Re: "Most" disturbing image?!?! - M0RSPCJH.GIF "
From:
Llorta
Posted:
1999-09-01
"Llorta":
Here it is! Thanks to Colin Zeal for preserving it on his web site (come.to/abpg).
M0RSPCJH.GIF
"Billy the Kid":
OH my god!!!! not this again!! Damn you!!!
"Hoodah Thunkit":
Thanks a llot. I shit my pants, puked all over my girlfriend's belly and completely lost my 10 dollar Viagra unowhut. Still shaking!!!!
"Viper":
I must say it had a much more adverse affect on me than it did on Colin's site. My cat freaked! My wife had to get a cold compress! For god's sake whatever you do, don't EVER post that image here again. You should be sanctioned for that!
"Janne":
llorta, llorta..
What about the children? You know that we have to protect them from graphic scenes like that, yet you have the nerve to post *it*. I hope I can manage to avoid a new lawsuit over custody of my kids as they happened to see *it*, it took me a considerable bribe to get their promise of not ratting on me.
"glocker":
I found it rather stimulating.......very erotic......almost pornographic.......OH GOD,IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!!!
"Viper":
You are ONE sick puppy!!!!
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Title:
"ABPG: nails3.jpg"
From:
neff
Posted:
1999-07-10
"Billy the Kid":
No wonder medical costs are so damn high. Thats a lot of big words to have
to learn just to say he's got a fucked up toe nail.
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Text in Picture: Figure 2. Dermatophyte onychomycosis of the tonail showing distal subungual hyperkeratosis and spears of onycholysis proximally.
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Title:
"ABPG - Kid covered with flies - flies.jpg [01/01]
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From:
Llorta
Posted:
1999-07-04
"GTaylor653":
I think we can take this one to go.... All together now FLAP !!
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ColinZeal: "Unless you click on the pic you won´t see that this kid is covered with flies. Just like the Title says." :-)
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Title:
"ABPG - dead penis - length1.jpg [01/01"
From:
Llorta
Posted:
1999-06-29
"Lou Donahue":
I've been staring at the monitor way tooooo long. This looks like a face to me. Hope the meds kick in soon. ;-)}
"Laura Esser":
In the immortal words of Navin R Johnson: See a doctor, get rid of it ;-)
"Hhippie":
ribeye steak anyone??
"crut":
you know, if ya count the rings
ya can tell how old he was...
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Text in Post: Cross-section through a cadaver's penis.
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Title:
"ABPG: T C's Collection--tcvd052.jpg"
From:
Little_Dirty_Johnny
Posted:
1999-06-24
"Billy the Kid":
Mom always told me this would happen. this or hairy palms --
"Psyconutt":
Wow will ya look at that....... just got stuck in the moment didnt even
notice all the smoke coming from me hands!~ almost sucked the sheets up
me ass
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Text in Picture: Palmar lesions of secondary syphilis. A. Wisdom. Color Atlas of Venereology. 1973.f
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Title:
"ABPG - Barry and fans (mod) - bd_barry06.jpg"
From:
Pie-Faced Lemur
Posted:
1999-06-26
"Llorta":
Are you comparing our government to a bunch of pinheads? Because that isn't really fair to the pinheads, you know?
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Text in Picture: HE´S ONE OF US! Barry McCaffrey - National Drug Policy Director
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Title:
"ABPG: T C's Collection--tcvd065.jpg"
From:
Little_Dirty_Johnny
Posted:
1999-06-24
"Billy the Kid":
What's up with these dick heads? Don't everyone know this is curable? well, I guess they deserve it. Plus!!! more to look at.
"Llorta":
I'll tell you what's wrong with them! They're too lazy to switch hands when they masturbate, which causes the curvature of the penis! They deserve it!
"Billy the Kid":
uh..oh.. thats whats causing this curved look. I was wondering about that. --
"Straub":
Hahaha Billy you're such a wanker
"crut":
what da fug is da complaint.
hook like dat gunna catch ya
da BIG fish...
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Text in Picture: Peyronie´s disease. A. Wisdom. Color Atlas of Venereology. 1973.
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Title:
"ABPG - Gore for President! - tcc07.jpg [01/01]"
From:
Llorta
Posted:
1999-06-26
"Llorta":
he did'nt bring a cold beeer an have diner on the tabel when his wif told him
to!!!
"Billy the Kid":
She must have been on drugs or something and lost sight of a woman's real
place in life. Serving the male as she was intended to do. Nothing less.
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Text in Picture: Thirty-five year old male with soft tissue injuries and complex facial fractures. Postoperative result after one-stage reconstruction of soft tissue and bone.
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Title:
"ABPG - little kid chomped on by pit bull - tcc08.jpg [01/01]"
From:
Llorta
Posted:
1999-06-26
"Llorta":
A million spammers in the world and the stupid pit bull decides to maul some
innocent little kid! Stupid dog!
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Text in Picture: Five year old boy was attcked by a pit bulldog and lost almost all of his scalp and forehead. This injury was initially repaired with skin grafts. Using tissue expanders his entire hair-bearing scalp has been restored.
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Title:
"ABPG: testis.jpg"
From:
neff
Posted:
1999-06-27
"Eurasmus B. Black":
I think this is where the term "blackballed" originated? If you've
been blackballed, you're 'out' and this guy sure is.
"Psyconutt":
Wasnt this the creature out of alien??
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Text in Picture: Figure 95. Torsion of the testis. An infarcted testis shown at operation through a scrotal incision.
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Title:
"ABPG: Reposts And Fills--ds069.jpg"
From:
Little Dirty Johnny
Posted:
1999-06-16
"fb":
I THINK IM IN LOVE
"Weld": (Taken from Justmeat.com)
He ate Chris Farley!
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Title:
"ABPG: Reposts And Fills--ere-168.jpg"
From:
Little_Dirty_Johnny
Posted:
1999-06-16
"Laura Esser":
Gawd, I love reading this newsgroup right before dinner. I wonder...does it taste like chicken?
"Lou Donohue":
No, young lady. It probably tastes like pulled pork. Just add a little
east Carolina sauce, lotsa vinegar.
"Laura Esser":
LMAO! (=Laughing My Ass Off /ColinZeal) Thank you Louis, after the dreadful day I've had, I needed that laugh. Now I just need to clean the coffee off of the monitor.
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Title:
"ABPG: Reposts And Fills--decap3.jpg"
From:
Little_Dirty_Johnny
Posted:
1999-06-09
NOTE:
The program LDJ used to post this post added this line:
"This was posted with unlicensed software.
Please encourage the user to register this software"
"Llorta":
You better watch it, LDJ! Those poor slobs were getting decapitated for posting with unlicensed software!
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Title:
"ABPG: Reposts And Fills--C__WINDOWS_TEMP_nsmailVG.jpeg"
From:
Little_Dirty_Johnny
Posted:
1999-06-08
"Llorta":
Did I ever tell the story about the paraplegic guy I knew who couldn't feel his dick and used to entertain people by putting keys in it? One time he was at this punk rock bar and showed some people how he could put keys up his dick. A few minutes after he finished a bouncer came along and said, "I heard you were putting keys up your dick. I don't believe it, but if it's true, stop it or we'll throw you out!"
"Who Knows":
I didn't know you had to wind them up after use! Time to revise the Sex-education course at school.
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Title:
"ABPG: Reports And Fills--cbth0034.jpg"
From:
Little_Dirty_Johnny
Posted:
1999-06-08
"Eurasmus B. Black":
Looks like Kilroy was here.!
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Title:
"ABPG: Reports And Fills--ass1.jpg"
From:
Little_Dirty_Johnny
Posted:
1999-06-02
NOTE:
The program LDJ used to post this post added this line:
"This was posted with unlicensed software.
Please encourage the user to register this software"
"Billy the Kid":
This is an interesting grotesque pic! Oh, please register your software.
Thanks!
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Text in Picture: Visit Brian´s Page of Antique Weirdness
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Title:
"ABPG- Gore Gallery Originals - gg-rrdecap3.jpg"
From:
Swimpmeister
Posted:
1999-05-21
"Robinson":
Okay... it is obvious how the head got there, but how the hell did he get
that oval shaped hole there where his enes used to be?
"CUJO":
Oh my God!! Isn't THAT one of the X-Men ?????
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Text in Picture: Railroad Head Decapitation
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Title:
"ABPG- Gore Gallery Originals - gg-bluebutt.jpg"
From:
Swimpmeister
Posted:
1999-05-21
"LilBlackSambo":
So... this dood sed, "Gee!! I think I'm havvin a heart attack!! Maybe
I should pull my pants down before I die!!" ? I mean, ain't that what
EVERYBODY does when they're havvin a heart attack?
"Drew P. Droz":
NO - most guys pull their pants down when they have a HARD attack.
Maybe he got the words confused, though?
"Geeb":
NO- most guys pull their pants UP when their havin' a...
"Llorta":
I wondered about that too. It looked like the guy was using drugs before he
died (apparently not on the toilet, which would explain it). Did that cause
him to have a heart attack with his pants down? I suspect that what might have
happened was the coroner came along, found the body, and pulled his pants down
to look at his ass to see how long he had been dead and whether his body had
been moved. One of the doctors in The Andromeda Strain did it (immediately
pulls dead guy's pants down to look at his ass) because the way blood pools in
the buttocks (or other body parts) after death gives clues as to how long the
person's been dead, what position they've been in since their heart stopped
beating, and whether someone's moved them.
I might be full of shit, and I welcome whoever tells me I am. I read The
Andromeda Strain (a science fiction novel) when I was about 7 or 8 (26 years
ago) and I'm pretty drunk. Am I even making sense?
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Text in Picture: BlueButt Man Body decomposed for six weeks after a heart attack
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Title:
"ABPG: From Belgrade to You! 5th pic of 5 - Belgrad5.jpg"
From:
Dr. Demos
Posted:
1999-05-08
"fb":
SUCH PRETTY FLOWERS
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Text in Picture: A missile making a direct hit to a to a bus load of people on a bridge!
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Title:
"ABPG: Some reposts"
From:
kent
Posted:
1999-05-05
"furplay":
Regardless of the explosion at the nearby factory, the Domininguez
Family Reunion photo would go on as planned, with ALL family members
attending, one way or another.
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Title:
"ABPG: Some Reposts"
From:
kent
Posted:
1999-05-05
"Jim Wraith":
He's the one guy at Jonestown to *pretend* to drink the drink. I bet
he thought he was so cool ;)
"fb":
he's the guy who sleeps with everyones girl once they pass out.
MAN IS HE GOING TO GET LUCKY TONITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Title:
"ABPG- How about a little head?"
From:
Skippy
Posted:
1999-05-02
"furplay":
Poor slob...........he ain't got no body to complain to.
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Title:
"ABPG - Pizza,Anyone?"
From:
Queeg
Posted:
1999-04-24
"fb":
JESUS CHRIST THAT MUST HAVE HURT FOR .0000123 SECONDS.
"Psyconutt":
see i told you superman you have to be wearing your clean superman
undies when trying to stop tanks... silly silly boy.. will you never
learn?
"Who Knows":
Just another Pirelli ad...
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Text in Picture: What happens when you don´t get out of the way of a speeding tank"
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Title:
"ABPG: Serbia.jpg"
From:
Yaffle
Posted:
1999-04-24
"fb":
MY GOD THAT WAS GROSS!!!!(as i sit here laughing my ass off)
"cheesie puffs":
ya gotta admit- his facial expression-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OK SO IM SICK SUE ME! =)
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Text in Picture: Lybeniq, 25 May 1998 - (c) KOHA Ditore |
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Title:
"ABPG - Rectal foreign objects"
From:
Llorta
Posted:
1999-04-24
"Eurasmus B. Black":
Heck of a place to grow carrots. Too hard to harvest.
(Later this pic was reposted by Llorta)
Title:
"Repost of all my scans - cas4.jpg
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From:
Llorta
Posted:
1999-07-21
"Drew":
I sure hope they didn't waste that carrot! :)
Some starving kid in some squalid country would surely have gobbled it up!
"Eurasmus B. Black":
WHEN will people learn to chew their food THROUGHLY?
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Text in Picture: Large impacted high-lying foreign body (carrot) removed transanally with a 25 cm proctosigmoidoscope. |
Here´s a couple of pics that i remember along with their answers, BEFORE i started this site. (=started saving answers).
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Title:
"?"
From:
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Posted:
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"?":
But the Important thing is, Did he get the Ball???
"Dan Berton":
Looks like he found traditional methods of getting one's daily dose of
iron insufficient.
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Text in Picture: July 8 1989, Julio Castillo impales himself on a fence while trying to catch a baseball in Queen´s, New York |
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Title:
"?"
From:
?
Posted:
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"?":
I can´t believe they´re ruining a perfectly good fence for That!!!
"?":
Isn´t it better to Yank it off???
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Text in Picture: Julio Castillo impaled on a fence |
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