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Monday, 02:33 CET
1999-09-20
Ok, so Iīm tired, so VERY very tired... So this is gonna be a quick one. Two new posts. Starting here. And then there were three added posts from Janne, here, here and here. A New Link, on the links page. Itīs to Psyconuttīs
Page. And the New ABPG Faq V2.0 is up at last, some 20 hours ayeh CS??? ;-)
And a funny joke:
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says,
"
7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The big dude looks down and says,
"
7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."
Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen! Iīll be here ALL Night!!!
/ColinZeal
Thursday, 02:25 CET
1999-09-16
Did I say "movie coming up on wednesday"??? Well... what are you complaining about? Itīs still wednesday in the US...???
:-)
A new movie, and an added comment to a post from hippie. Plus that Iīm damn tired...
*YAWN*
GīNight!
/ColinZzzzzzzzz...
Monday, 18:03 CET
1999-09-13
At last an update, very late due to a server upgrade as you might have noticed... Anyway, there were some activity during the time... New FAQ for posting at alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque, Two new Regulars, Laura and glocker and new Hilarious Posts starting Here. And one added reply Here.
The picture was an animated gif with a Red phone in it, and we ALL know that Billy the Kid was being sarcastic (As SO many of the Regulars are, gotta LOVEīEM for that!!!) when he said what he said and everyone else just caught on. To make a long story a short (-er) one, it turned out to be one of the funniest post ever on alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque. Read it here.
And thanks to adding the pic to the Posts Page I get questions that if I could send them the picture... Some people just donīt geddit...
:-)
And now someone posted to alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque and asked for the pic, which led to another explosion of sarcasm from the funny guys and gals of the NG... And now YOU can LYAO reading the replies that the guy/chick got when he/she asked for the pic...
Click riiiight here... Truly HILARIOUS Stuff!!! .
What else??? Oh yeah, All You guys that added yourselves to the "Notification for New Movies" have to add yerselves again... My isp has regulations when it comes to "Mass Posting" and with all you guys (111 dudes and dudettes and groving by about 5 every day) on the list itīs closing in on Mass Posting... And i REALLY canīt afford to pay 2000 USD everytime I add a movie right now... So I got myself an account at Listbot.com for the movies notification... I wouldīve added all you guys manually but i couldīnt so you have to do it yourselves... Click here to add yourself again...
Iīm sorry for the inconvenience, but it had to be done, and it really is YOUR fault for adding yourself to the list!!!
;-)
(Just a little "Homer Simpson" logic there...)
Yeah, well, ummm... thatīs it I guess... A new (gross) movie coming up on wednesday...
CYA!!!
/ColinZeal
Monday, 15:54 CET
1999-08-30
Ok, itīs here, the Grossest Clip Iīve ever seen... Puk-E-Sian.mpg If you have anything grosser than this, then let me know...
A brief description of all the links on the left side,
NEWS: (This Page) Contains all the News and Updates concerning these pages... POSTS: The old Indexpage, the page that was the reason i started this site. Contains pics uploaded to ABPG (the/a newsgroup) and people responding the pictures with funny comments. MOVIES: Includes moviesclips. Classics like Traingirl, Skater.mov, the Bud Dwyer suicide and more... We, SICK??: Here we can read when ABPGīrs defend their "cause". ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! Highly recommended!!! REGULARS: Survey and info of ABPG Regulars, who they are, why and where... FAQ: the "Official" FAQ for alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque. Read it if youīre gonna post to the newsgroup. LINKS: Links to other pages that are worth checking out... Guestbook: Check my site, read the guestbook, and tell me what you think by signing it.
